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Twelve days and counting! 

therachel-berry:

No, no curiosity will get the best of you. You can pester all you want, but my lips are officially sealed until the actual day of your birthday which is in… oh twelve days!!! Don’t take it personally when I don’t answer your text messages. Good! Keep it that way, minus the snake because… ew. I request more of your presence in my life soon as possible.

I’ll weasle it out of you, just wait for it. I know you can’t keep quiet for too long! I shall take it very personally, what if I have some insane crisis and need my Barbra and she doesn’t answer?! Don’t even get me started on the snake… My presense shall be in your life as much as you want, I promise.

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Twelve days and counting! 

therachel-berry:

I’m going to announce this to you now that I’ve got you the greatest present. Absolutely nothing can top it… Well maybe Blaine got you something  a little bit better but as of right now my gift is the best. Also, I’ve missed you terribly!

I can not express how excited I am at this revelation, although now my curiosity is peaking to the extent where I’m goign to constantly pester you to find out what it is for the next twelve days, I hope you realise this. I have no idea about any gifts (minus the proposed snake…) so it’s quite thrilling! I’ve missed you also my dear, so much.

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Twelve days and counting! 

I’m hoping that you call all forgive that fact that I’ve been excruciatingly busy recently with all things regarding my eighteenth - I’ve been battling endlessly to get a dinner reservation for my family, buying outfits and a whole bunch of things. Socialising has been at limits on my behalf and I apologise.

Now, I have to try and persuade Finn that getting me a snake is a terrible idea…

I would give anything to not have tonsillitis anymore. 

Really, eating ice and drinking honey and lemon is getting old.

I love Rachel, but I think you’re forgetting that I’m both gay and dating Blaine, Brittany…

TEXT TO BLAINE ANDERSON 

• KURT: So, since I have the plague and thusly won't see you until I am deemed no longer contagious, I thought I'd send you a text before I took an incredibly early night just to tell you that I love you, miss you and I may or may not have put your jumper over a pillow and may or may not be hugging it.

I’m downing honey and lemon like there’s no tomorrow. 

I will combat this sore throat naturally and wake up tomorrow completely healthy and fine…

YOU AND I BOTH → KLAINE 

• TAGGING → Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson
• LOCATION →  Blaine’s room
• TIME FRAME → Saturday 28th - Sunday 29th April, after Prom.
• GENERAL NOTES →  Apologies for the wait, I attempted to reply when I was drunk at 3am Sunday morning… Bad idea. I literally wrote “Shirt fof!!!!! YEH!” I also apologise for how terrible this is too.

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